Partner Gives Associate Detailed Comments on Recently Completed Sex Act

Revisions, comments and fine-tuning are very important in the legal profession. For young and mid-level associates in particular, such constructive feedback is integral for helping these relatively inexperienced lawyers learn their craft and achieve optimal results.

For this reason senior litigation partner Kyle Jarvis recently decided to give Carly Macintosh, a 4th year associate with whom he has just begun carrying on a torrid affair, some detailed feedback with regards to a recently completed sex act. The fornication at issue, which occurred in Jarvis’ corner office overlooking Central Park, was the couple’s first sexual experience of the newly minted tryst.

“Carly produced some tremendous work product the other night,” affirmed Jarvis, raising his eyebrows for emphasis. “Yet there is always room for improvement so, as someone who is a mentor by nature, I thought it best to relay to this associate how she could improve her performance.”

The senior partner decided to write Macintosh a memorandum detailing the ways that the young lawyer could augment her results. The memo emphasized the associate’s various commendable attributes but underscored that she could significantly enhance overall execution by “dressing up in costume, perhaps as a Catholic high school girl, cheerleader or nurse.” Jarvis’ suggestions also included bringing in toys, role playing and letting him "try it in the butt."

After receiving the feedback, Macintosh incorporated the partner’s comments into her repertoire that very evening as the lovers engaged in multiple sessions of steamy coitus in the firm’s attorney lounge. Jarvis was very pleased with the outcome but remarked that in the legal world achieving a perfectly desirable end result takes time.

“Carly was unquestionably amazing last night, even better than she was that first time back in my office,” stated Jarvis. “Just because she started doing that thing with her tongue, however, doesn’t mean that I’m going to stop riding her – you know, to see if she can further develop her skills.”

Similar to how he helps prepare mid-levels who will soon conduct depositions, Jarvis recorded his and Macintosh’s latest love-making escapade and reviewed the tape with her to demonstrate how the young associate can become even better. Stopping the hi-definition footage at various key points, the litigation partner indicated that Macintosh forgot to cup his balls during fellatio, needed to play with herself more often and must control the volume of her moaning in order not to alert the firm’s custodial staff.

Macintosh has been very receptive to the critiques, saying that Jarvis has really opened her eyes to how she can improve her output.

“The feedback was really constructive,” remarked the 4th year associate. “By watching the video and hearing Kyle [Jarvis]’s thoughts I realized that I was settling for the same couple of positions not to mention that most of my dirty talk was in the passive voice.”

According to Jarvis, as Macintosh incorporates his pointers, each revised version of copulation is better than the next .

“I am really glad that I could mentor Carly and expose her to wisdom that I've learned through decades of experience,” said Jarvis. “My aim as a partner is to enable young lawyers to produce the best product possible and I will be all over Carly and associates like her until that goal is achieved.”